Saturday, July 27, 2013

When a Woman Loves a Bag...

"Margarita and Max" at the Dorothy Strelsin Theater
            Manuel Igrejas’ God-awful “Margarita and Max” plays the last of its three performances on July 28th at 8:30, but I tell you only reluctantly at the risk that you might actually visit the Dorothy Strelsin Theater on 36th Street between 8th and 9th, and subject yourself to a thoroughly excruciating experience you’ll have nightmares about for months.
            The play is supposedly 60 minutes long but actually runs about 40.  (Don’t let this fool you into believing it’ll be over quickly enough for you.)  In the bare-bones, black-painted Strelsin, with only two chairs to approximate setting, Margarita (Kim McKean) waits for a bus.  Out of the blue—with absolutely no buildup and little explanation—she finds herself talking to a sentient plastic bag, whom she nicknames Max (Craig Fox).  When, later, on the bus, she kisses the bag (don’t ask), it turns into an annoyingly ignorant human, to whom Margarita rapidly finds herself becoming attracted.  Or perhaps it would be better to say that the audience is forced to assume this in retrospect, given that Margarita’s final appearance implies it, but there is no precedent given for this burgeoning love, and when it disappears, there is no sympathy to spare for Margarita’s predicament.
            This Princess and the Frog-esque story has been appropriated over and over again over the years, each time with the same degree of success—none.  “Margarita and Max” isn’t helped by its piddling running time, its drifting, uninteresting characters, or the fact that it seems to be attempting to appeal to its audience on two separate and disparate fronts.  On the one hand, “Margarita and Max” seems to fancy itself to be a rather funny play.  (So, apparently, did the audience—Saturday night’s crowd at the Strelsin guffawed at every lame joke, leaving this critic scratching his head.)  Mr. Fox is obviously meant to fill that slot, and attempts to do so by practically screaming his simplistic dialogue, inspiring nothing but a splitting headache.  On the other hand, Mr. Igrejas fancies himself a philosopher, too, and a connoisseur of fine poetry, knowledge he shows off through Ms. McKean.  Margarita’s inner monologue and almost elitist hatred for television and love for Edward Field (really?) are extremely unappealing.  In short, Mr. Igrejas has tried to balance the lowbrow and the ontological, and has failed spectacularly.
            Ms. McKean and Mr. Fox, the only two actors in the show—shoving even two plus an audience into this theater leaves barely enough room to breathe—put in the bare minimum of effort.  With their contributions, they have managed to add zero substance to an already insubstantial piece.  But frankly, there’s very little they could have done even had they tried.
            This is because “Margarita and Max” has nothing whatsoever to say.  I’m forced to assume the play was written for a reason (if only someone could explain it to me), but it never becomes clear what that reason was.  Through the course of the show, Margarita never evolves as a character.  I realize this may be a bit too much to ask given the feeble running time, but one: I didn’t realize there was a time limit on playwriting; and two: Part of the challenge of writing short works, be they theatrical or cinematic, is endowing a short period of time in a character’s life with meaning that will resonate with the character far after the audience has left him or her.  Whatever ridiculous “magical” plot points this play may boast, one leaves the theater with the feeling that the banal events of Margarita’s day will be forgotten after a glass of wine and an Emily Dickinson marathon.

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